I hate people. Well, the average american anyway.
I was at the dodger game last night. I got a great seat. Four rows back, 3rd base side. Right where I wanted to be.
Next to me, two slightly above average chicks. Things are looking good, but when the game starts they start talking. And talking, and talking. They talked for 4 innings straight, about nothing. Not Seinfeld amusing nothing. Clothes, phones, who broke up with who, hair highlights. Holy fuck, the caveman head bashing instict was kicking in hard.
There was an older couple in front of me and the wife kept shooting looks back as if to say "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" in a more polite manner actually, more like, "would you please shut the fuck up, we're watching the game."
I'm getting better seats lately as my circumstances have improved, so the problems have evolved. In the cheap seats I would contend with drunk guy, likes to fight guy and I have to scream at how lousy every player is no matter what, guy.
I thought when I migrated the experience would be better. The sights are better but now I'm contending with kids and others who got their tickets from someone and have to call everyone they know to tell them they are at the game, or calling people at the game to see if their friends can see them, or like the game I was at, chicks that use the game ...to catch up...
People! Save your money! Go to a bar, chat, get drunk! Whatever! Don't do it at the game! I'M WATCHING THE GAME!
And I would make this same post had the dodgers won. Honestly, people suck.
