28 September 2010

heaven's gate

The worst movie ever.
No. Tedious. A resounding yes.
I watched the dvd with an open mind. How bad could it be, really.
After an hour I had to stop. To rest.
In the second hour I put it on fast play. 1.4x speed and STILL! it plodded.
My god!
COME ON!
I got to intermission and left.
I picked it up again 4 days later.
This was like a kid with a piece of gristle he had to eat. I was going to finish it.
Two days ago I sent it back to netflix.
One star.
I've seen zero star movies. Netflix won't let you go zero stars but it was better than that.
Unless you absolutely have a need to see it. Move on.