gay red sox fan v. gay yankee fan

I was at the game last night....being at Yankee Stadium, so much history....the pain of 1977 and 1978 comes right back...anyway...
Yankees win...Red Sox choke...

But during the game there was a guy wearing a Red Sox Veritek Tshirt...the guy had popcorn chucked at him and a lot of comments during the game...

So after the game I'm on the subway. Veritek guy is on the train with five of his friends and there are two obnoxious yankee fans on the train.

Now as a disclaimer, I sat next to two yankee fans that were fine. Cool guys...the people around me were mostly yankee fans and there were good, into the game and glad to be there. There were that 1 percent that had to go the extra mile...any strike out or bad play AAWWWWWW!!!!!, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!...any good play...YEAAA!!! TAKE THAT FAG SOX! But for the most part....yankee fans were ok...

Except these guys.

As does happen, Yankee fan started calling veritek gay. It's the card some guys go to automatically. Veritek guy goes with it...tells the guy to sit on his lap, for him and his friend to come over...says he's staying downtown, they should party....I mean he's going the extra mile...

Yankee fans say...no...we don't go that way Boston...Yankee fans are straight...

But Veritek guy won't leave it alone..."I can handle you and your buddy....Let's get this done..."

Neither of these camps is backing down.

Now, it gets weird.

Yankee fan says "well, if you want it so bad ...lick my ass....." He moves in front of the Veritek guy and waves his ass in his face....Veritek guy says "come on..."
Then Yankee fan pulls down his pants and his ass is about a foot from Veritek's face...

Now ass licking did not occur on the D train last night but it was pretty damn close...

For me the philosphical question, does it mean your gay if you have emotional feelings for me or if you drop your pants on the subway and offer your ass to a stranger...hmmmnnnn.....

Now Yankee fans friend is horrified but tries to play it off and moves down the car and pulls his buddy with him. They start talking to another group of people at the other end of the car and I started talking with some people about what we had just seen...

I missed what happened next but then....Veritek's friend and Gay Yankee fan and fighting! Gay Yankee fan has a cut on his eye and every one is worked up...but at least they have their clothes on.

It goes back and forth...they go to fight then pull back...fight...pull back...

Then they all left the train.....

That's New York....You never know what you're going to get....Yankee win, Gay sex on the subway....fight...or all of the above...

I ended up at the Blue Note for jazz after the game ...and it was great...I put the subway out of my mind...until...I wanted to write about it now....

On my way to the airport in a bit....
Later